When He Says | He Really Means | |
Do you have the time? | to go to bed | |
Hello | Let's cut the talk and go have sex. | |
How are you? | -in bed, I mean. | |
I'd like a discreet relationship. | I want sex, but I'm married. | |
I'll be out of town for a few days. | I'll be spending time with with the wife. | |
I'm a novelist. | I have 10 unpublished books. | |
I'm coming off a long relationship. | My wife is divorcing me. | |
I'm consulting. | I'm looking for a job. | |
I'm in television. | I fix them. | |
I'm involved in banking. | I'm a bank guard. | |
I'm self-employed. | I just got fired. | |
I'm sorry I flirted with your sister. | I'm sorry I got caught. | |
I'm thinking of relocating. | I can't find a job locally in this town. | |
I can't leave my wife just yet..soon. | Be patient forever. | |
I enjoy reading. | Playboy and Penthouse. | |
I have the Midas touch. | I install mufflers. | |
I like a woman who is intelligent. | As long as she acts like I'm smarter. | |
I love opera. | I want sex, but I've seen an opera once. | |
I play the market. | Safeway | |
I work high up in an executive office. | I'm a window washer. | |
I work with computers. | I'm a cashier at a gas station. | |
Looking for a satisfying relationship. | I want sex. | |
My business is really hot right now! | I hand out towels in a steam room | |
My job keeps me running. | I'm a messenger. | |
My wife and I are separated. | She's at home and I'm here at the bar. |