|When He Says
|He Really Means
|Do you have the time?
|to go to bed
|Let's cut the talk and go have sex.
|How are you?
|-in bed, I mean.
|I'd like a discreet relationship.
|I want sex, but I'm married.
|I'll be out of town for a few days.
|I'll be spending time with with the wife.
|I'm a novelist.
|I have 10 unpublished books.
|I'm coming off a long relationship.
|My wife is divorcing me.
|I'm looking for a job.
|I'm in television.
|I fix them.
|I'm involved in banking.
|I'm a bank guard.
|I just got fired.
|I'm sorry I flirted with your sister.
|I'm sorry I got caught.
|I'm thinking of relocating.
|I can't find a job locally in this town.
|I can't leave my wife just yet..soon.
|Be patient forever.
|I enjoy reading.
|Playboy and Penthouse.
|I have the Midas touch.
|I install mufflers.
|I like a woman who is intelligent.
|As long as she acts like I'm smarter.
|I love opera.
|I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.
|I play the market.
|I work high up in an executive office.
|I'm a window washer.
|I work with computers.
|I'm a cashier at a gas station.
|Looking for a satisfying relationship.
|I want sex.
|My business is really hot right now!
|I hand out towels in a steam room
|My job keeps me running.
|I'm a messenger.
|My wife and I are separated.
|She's at home and I'm here at the bar.